Actors We Should Legally Be Allowed To Sock In The Face #2: T.J. Miller

“All of those people in line are here for the after show Greet & Beat TJ Miller..?”

Any actor  – any smart actor – knows if your onscreen bread and butter is playing variations of obnoxiously smarmy douche nozzles, on your downtime offscreen you better be anything but an obnoxiously smarmy douche nozzle. That route is a sure fire path to career suicide. Which is probably why Career Suicice Diegest has aleady named TJ Miller their Man Of The Year.


After the alleged comedian was arrested and is currently being investigated by the FBI for calling in a fake bomb threat (insert TJ Miller movie joke here) against a woman (insert your TJ Miller misogynistic comment here) that he’d gotten into a belligerent argument with (insert your TJ Miller drunken mess joke here) on a train, this article just pretty much began to write itself.

Perfect opportunity to let others do some of the ball busting. Believe me, there is no shortage of people in favor of inviting TJ “Total Jackhole” Miller to an All You Can Beat Knuckle Sandwich Buffett.



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“C’mon… are these all really about me? I’m like a zany frat bro, bro. And look! I wear kooky clothes!”





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“Wow… and I grew this stupid facial hair for you guys. So not cool, bro.”



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