The ABC’s of Proper Phone Manners: Always be clear. Always be concise. Always be courteous.
If there’s one thing I can’t take, it’s a telephone tough guy.
I start thinking about it for a even a second… some asshole calling my phone… calling me “dawg” like he’s gonna tell ME what to do? Makes me want to rip his –
What..? Don’t look at me that way! I’m completely fucking straight, man. I’m telling you the fucking truth right here with you! Besides, it’s not like using using. A little weed’s not going to violate my –
It does… ? Great. Just fucking great, man. Guess that makes this my last clip. Right when I was getting good at it. I’ll just grab a smoke while you’re watching…