5 things learned at last week’s TED conference
5. Contrary to what I was told, the TED conferencet is not a week-long free for all bud and Bud, all dedicated to cinema’s greatest talking toy bear movie ever made, Ted.
4. Nowhere near as many people in attendance named “Ted.”
3. Every beautiful babe at that convention were all saying, “I’m an entrepreneur.“ Based on what I saw, ‘entrepreneur’ must be French for “escort.”
2. Phil K. and Barry T. from Xymox Tech cannot hold their liquor. Once drunk, they will fight anyone, including each other, at the drop of a hat.
And the Number 1 Thing I Learned At Last Week’s TED Conference…
…. people will question your sanity and call security if you keep insisting, “I’m a guest of Ted’s. He’s my brother from another mother. Ted’s my dawg.”