10 Rejected Alternate DVD Titles For GHOSTBUSTERS: ANSWER THE CALL

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Death rattle DVD release proves plenty more bizarrely bad decisions haunt doomed reboot. Sony retitles director Paul Feig’s failed film as GHOSTBUSTERS: Answer The Call in a last gasp attempt to scare up revenue against an estimated $70 million dollar loss.

TINSLETOWN TAKEDOWN offered ten alternate titles that took a more honest approach. Sony wouldn’t take our call. Their loss is your gain.

10. GHOSTBUSTERS: Who We Gonna Blame?

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9. GHOSTBUSTERS: What Are We Gonna Do?

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8. GHOSTBUSTERS: It Sounded Good On Paper

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7. GHOSTBUSTERS: Everyone In Marketing Got Fired

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6. GHOSTBUSTERS: We Took A Bath On Merchandise

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5. GHOSTBUSTERS: Insulting Fans Was A Bad Idea

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4. GHOSTBUSTERS: Look! Bill Murray!

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3. GHOSTBUSTERS: Starring Kate McKinnon

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2. GHOSTBUSTERS: One Of Our Careers Is Toast

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1. GHOSTBUSTERS: We’re Sorry. Really Really Sorry. Can We Just… One More? Seriously? Fine… We’re Sorry.

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